May 20th
The first time I laid my eyes on you. I told you I wasn't lying when I said I've liked you since the beginning. I had to immediately go home and tell my friend.
June 12
If you couldn't tell by now, whenever you give me eye contact my brain function goes down by at least 45%. Please don't take advantage of this fact.
July 30th
This was when you invited me to make slime with Zion (I think it was Zion anyway [I don't remember because I was only looking at you]). I was VERY excited that I'd finally get the chance to hang out with outside of work and use my charm to hopefully rizz you up. I got home and waited for your text telling me to come over. And then I waited. And waited.
And waited.
And waited.
Unfortunately, it never came. you cancelled on me because you hated me and wanted me to die (at least that's what I thought at the time)
August 1st
Asking one of my best friends for advice (I didn't end up posting the gym pic)
August 3rd
You fell for the classic trap of posting a cute animal on my story
August 6th, 2024
I think this is when I found out about A***. Evil.
September 5th
I'M IN CHAT
September 14th
Jackie's birthday party. You were VERY drunk, and were being a bit more obvious about the fact that you liked me (staring at me, saying "I'm really glad you could make it", grabbing my hand/arm) I was still delusional because I 1. just thought you were drunk and 2. thought you were dating someone
September 21st
I GOT HER NUMBER I'M IN CHAT
October 17th
The first text after the first date, which I did not know was a date until afterwards (because you weren't obvious enough about having a crush about me)
October 18th
Me telling my friend that I think you liked me. At this point I had no idea what to do, I did NOT plan to make it this far. It was time to lock in.
I think I've done a good job of locking in so far.